Monday, July 3, 2017

Now You See, I Had This Perverted Friend Back In High School

He was always doing stuff like spying on girls when they were changing, but he had the problem that he was always getting caught. So one day he comes to me and he tells me,

"Flareon, I'm always getting caught when I'm trying to stare at these girls, and I just don't know what I'm doing wrong."

And I ask him, "Well, what do you do, how do you prepare before you start watching these girls?"

And he says to me, "Well, I find a nice spot where I can get a good view of them, and well I guess after that I just set myself down and watch."

"You don't check around, to see if anybody can see you or anything?"

And he tells me,"no."

And I say to him, "Well there's your problem right there. You always look before you peep."

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