St. Peter And The Bus Full Of Nuns

A bus traveling from the local convent crashes. Everyone on board dies and goes to heaven. They approach the gates and St. Peter asks them if they have been faithful to their vows. The first nun admits to St. Peter that she has indeed touched a penis. "With what did you touch it?" he asks. "My hand" replies the nun. "Dip your hand in the holy water to cleanse yourself and you may enter" Says St. Peter Suddenly a commotion erupts from the back of the line and a nun rushes up shouting "Me first, I'm not drinking that after sister Patience puts her ass in the water!"