The King And The Old Man.

Once there was a just ruler, beloved by his subjects. He would visit the villagers to see if his subjects were in need of help. On such an occasion there was an old man, at his old age lunacy has had the better of him. The king saw him fishing in a bucket.

"What are you doing?" The king asked.
"I am fishing here, can't you see?" Retorted the old man.
"So, what have you caught?" The king said, jokingly.
"Are you mad? This is a bucket!!!"