What'll You Have?

A drunk guy walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender wanders over and asks the guy, "what'll you have?"

Drunk guy says, "get me a whiskey and get a drink for that douchebag chick at the end of the bar."

The bartender says, "buddy, you can't talk about our patrons like that!"

"Just get me a whiskey and get a drink for the douchebag at the end of the bar."

Bartender says, "get your drunk ass outta here, buddy."

"Okay, okay, get me a whiskey and get a drink for the lady at the end of the bar."

Bartender pours the guy a whiskey and goes down to the end of the bar. "Lady, that guy down there wants to buy you a drink, what'll you have?"

Lady says, "How nice! I'll have a vinegar and water, please!"