Tuesday, May 31, 2016

Text Conversation With My Wife

Backstory, we are buying our first house, so money has been tight.. So my wife and I where texting back and forth about finacials. When all of a sudden, she words an old saying wrong...

Wife: I'm so stressed out about the house closing, not having a pocket to piss in, and have a shit ton more needs than can dos....

Me: Only thing I am trying to figure out is why you're trying to piss in someone's pocket...

Wife: Really...

Wife: It's a saying.. u know that smart ass...

Me: Whoever's pocket you decided to piss in is going to be very unhappy....

Wife: ;) unless it's R.Kelly!

Me: ......

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