So A Guy Ends Up In Hell,

and meets Satan. Satan needs to read up on his sins to decide which circle he'll reside in. He didn't really do much bad, and only really stole and blasphemed. Satan decides to put him in the second circle. Satan quickly asked the guy what he thought of that, hoping to just make him lose his hope.

The guy just says "Where are the rapists and murderers?"

This catches Satan by surprise, and he simply answers "The 5th circle, why d'y'ask?"

The dead man simply mumbles "So Catholicism and Islam are wrong after all..."