A Woman Walks Into A Sex Shop To Buy A Dildo

"I want that one.." She points to a massive display of dildos on the wall.

The manager picks up one of the best sellers: "This is one of our popular models. It feels very real."

She points back to the wall & says.."No. I want that one..." So, the manager picks up another one: "Ah..this model just arrived. Comes with multiple vibration settings & textures but quite pricey.."

The woman's eyes light up when she finally sees a big, bright red shiny one at the corner of the wall display.

"That one! I want that. How much is it?"

The manager says: "Oh sorry. That's not for sale. That's the Fire Extinguisher".