Tuesday, May 31, 2016

The Number 42 Bus

a woman installed a brand new wall closet in her apartment.

a few days after she noticed that each time the number 42 bus went by, the doors would shake and almost fall off... she calls the shop and told them the story. " this doesn't happen on the number 41 bus. this doesn't happen on the number 87 bus.... only on the number 42 bus....." the owner of the shop said: "This is the first time i am hearing this, i must see this for myself"

When he got to the apartment he notices that nothing happens on the number 41 bus and neither on the number 87, but when the number 42 bus went by, everything shook.

he then decided he will go inside and see what is causing the doors to shake so much but as soon as he got inside and closed the doors, it become very very hot, so he took off his shirt... then his pants..... and last his socks and underwear.

in the meantime the husband got home and went to the bedroom, opened the closet and finds a naked, sweaty guy just standing there.

the husband of course thinks the wife is cheating on him so he asks the guy "dont you have any shame? you better start explaining yourself"

the guy replies: " Would you believe me if i said i am waiting for the number 42 bus?" Sorry if i misspelled or anything.. English is not my main language......

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