Little Johnny's 1st Day Of School.

It was Little Johnny's first day of school. His new teacher introduced herself. "My name is Miss Pursy. Any of you who remember my name tomorrow will receive a prize." Little Johnny said to himself. "I can remember her name! Pussy with an R." All that night and the next morning, he repeated it to himself - "Pussy with an R". When he got to school, the teacher asked who remembered her name. Johnny's hand was up instantly. "What is my name?" she said. Little Johnny replied "Miss Crunt"!