The Strongest Rooster.

Two roosters named Sam and Spike, argued over who was the strongest rooster in the henhouse. They never agreed. However, they did agree how to decide. They arranged for alle the chickens to stand in a long line, and then Sam and Spike would start to "mate" with the chickens, from each end at the same time. The first rooster to complete all the chickens, is the strongest! So, it starts.. Sam goes at it, thanking each chicken for their service: "Thank you, ma'am. Thank you, ma'am. Thank you, ma'am." - Spike is also well underway: "Thank you, ma'am. Thank you, ma'am. Sorry, Sam..".

I'm aware that roosters do not have penises, but hey.. It's just a joke.. :)