A 5 Year Old Boy Asked His Dad...

A 5 year old boy asked his dad - "Daddy.. what are those bumps on mommy's chest?"

The father, a bit uncomfortable at the question, decided his son was too young to learn about female anatomy.

"Those are mommy's balloons, son", said the father. "And when she dies, they'll float her up to heaven."

"Ok daddy", said the boy.

A few days later, the father receives a frantic phone call at work from his son.

'Daddy! Daddy! Mommy's dying!!!"

Startled, he asks "Son, why do you think that?"

"Well", said the little boy between sniffles, "the next door neighbor is blowing up her balloons, and she's screaming to god that she's coming."