All Blondes Go To War To Prove They Are Not Stupid.

They some how get a lot of guns and doing major damage. Hiding behind bushes and coming out and shooting people.

Military came up with a strategy to get them out in the open. Since majority of blondes are named "Matthew" they would start yelling Matthew where ever the suspect it.

Military yells Matthew and blonde man says "what" and he gets shot down. It worked every time.

Soon they start loosing a lot of their men

Blondes thought that there are a lot of "Michaels" in the military. We will start yelling out Michaels.

One day a blonde suspects some one creeping up. He yells "Michael?"

A voice replies "No. He is off today. Matthew?"

Blonde: "what"