A Woman Walks Into An Ice Cream Parlour

A woman walks into an ice cream parlour and askes for a scoop of chocolate ice cream.

"Im sorry, ma'am, but we're out of chocolate ice cream"

"Ok. Then I guess I'll have a pint of chocolate ice cream."

"Sorry. But we dont have any more chocolate ice cream."

"Alright. Then can I have a quart of chocolate ice cream?"

"Ma'am. How do you spell the "van" in "vanilla?""

"V-A-N"

"And how do you spell the "straw" in "strawberry?""

"S-T-R-A-W"

"And how do you spell the "fuck" in "chocolate?""

"...There is no fuck in chocolate."

"That's what I've been trying to tell you this entire time."