A Blonde Walks Into An Appliance Store...

She goes up to a salesperson and says, gesturing to a product: "I would like to buy this T.V."

Salesperson replies: "Sorry, we don't sell to blondes"

Outraged, the blonde leaves the store, dyes her hair red and returns the next day.

The blonde attempts yet again to buy the TV.

The salesperson replies: "Sorry, we don't sell to blondes".

The frustrated blonde storms out of the store and returns the next day with black hair.

"Can I PLEASE buy this damn TV?"

The salesperson replies: "Sorry, we don't sell to blondes".

The blonde screams in defeat and cries "How did you always know?? I came several times with different hair colours and even asked different people to buy it!"

"Mam, that's a microwave"