An Elderly Lady Is Worried

Yo there was dis elderly lady,age of 92

Had no clue, where her hubby was

Man yo fuck dat nigga probably out drinking

But he was no drinker, what was she thinking

So yo motherfucker she put on the news

Saw a car driving the wrong way, this was on the news

On the news

On the news

This was on the news

On the news

On the news

It was on the news yo

And she saw her Cadillac, blue

And she screamed and she wept as she saw the news

Called the hubby's number which ended in a 2

"Yo Ray, bae, where you at fat cat yo in my Cadillac?"

"Yo Bertha bro I'm confused"

He was confused

"All the cars are going da wrong way, I'm hella confused"

No you are

No you are

The cops chant

As Bertha looks hopelessly at the speeding Cadillac

While she cries tears of despair, not amused at what's happening on the news

Ray goes the wrong way going the opp'site direction on a one way street

This was the news that left us bemused

Fuck dat nigga pass your driving test fool!