Three Vampires Walk Into A Bar...

The 1st vampire asks the bartender for a Bloody Mary, the bartender complies and gets him his drink. The 2nd vampire asks the bartender for a Blood Orange juice, the bartender, starting to sense a theme, gets the vampire his drink. The 3rd vampire asks the bartender for some hot water. The bartender confused why the vampire didn't order some blood related drink asks "How come you don't want any bloody-type drink?" The 3rd vampire then pulls out a used tampon and says "I'm having tea."