A Man Saw His Best Friend Walking Down The Street...

The best friend had a band-aid on his head, so the man asked, "What's happened to you?" The friend replies: "Well, I was at this rooftop party and I was looking out over the edge when a huge gust of wind blew me off the building. I feel for a while but hit a few clothes lines. From those clothes lines, I crashed on to an awning which propelled me through the air onto a pile of mattresses resting on the side of the road." "What?! That's unbelievable," replied the man, "but what's the band-aid for?" "I cut my head with my fingernail on the way down." "You must be the luckiest man in the world." "Nope," said the friend, "that's Jim Belushi."