Bucket Of Gasoline

1: Man, my sister's boyfriend was working on his car in the garage and had a bucket of gasoline sitting out.

2: Yeah.

1: Well, her dog got outside and started drinking gas out of the bucket!

2: Oh no!

1: Yeah, the dog started freaking out and running around in circles and rolling in the middle of the street really fast. Then it just collapsed and wouldn't get back up.

2: Did the dog die?

1: No, he just ran out of gas.