Why I'm Tired.

For a couple years I've been blaming it on lack of sleep, too much pressure rom my job, earwax buildup, Iron, poor blood, but now I found out the real reason: I'm tired because I'm overworked. Here's why:

The population of this country is 7 million. 1 million are retired. That leaves 6 million to do the work. There are 4 1/2 million in school or college, which leaves 1 1/2 million to do the work. Of this there are 1/2 million employed by the government, leaving 1 million to do the work. 1/2 million are in the armed forces, which leaves 1/2 million to do the work. Take from the total the 400,000 people who are unemployed, and that leaves 100,000 to do the work. At any given time there are 75,000 people in hospitals or on holiday, leaving 25,000 to do the work Now, there are 24,998 people in prisons in this country. That leaves just two people to do the work. You and me.

And you're sitting at your fucking computer reading jokes.