A Therapist Hosts A Party For All Of His Patients...

 A therapist has a lot of patients that are socially awkward. So he decides to host a party in order to allow his patients to meet new people and practice talking to others. One of his patients, Frederick, has a wooden eye and is extremely defensive when it comes to his appearance.  At the party, Frederick is hanging out in a corner, not really involved in any of the activities, until he sees this beautiful woman with a hair-lip standing in opposite corner. Frederick really wanted to ask her to dance, but worried about what she might say. Frederick had been bullied all his life, and figured it was about time to make a change. So he musters up all the courage he could and asks her, 

"W-w-would you maybe want to have a dance with me?" Her eyes light up as she exclaims, "Oh! Would I?!" Frederick then gets angry and yells back, "Hair-lip! Hair-lip!"