Four Guys Walk Into The Bar. One Goes Into The Bathroom.

Four guys walk into a bar.

One says, "excuse me boys, i have to go take a shit. Go ahead and get some drinks. I'll catch up."

The first guy starts to talk up his son. "He's doing so well for himself. He's a realtor for high end housing. Mansions you wouldn't believe ever existed. He's made so much money that he bought some slut her own magnificent Mansion."

Second guy begins to boast on his son as well, "my son is doing so well...he sells those fancy Ferrari cars. And he is so good that he is able to buy a girl with the top of the line Ferrari."

Third guy starts in with his bragging rights on his son and says, "well my son engineers, builds and sells custom Lear jets. He does really well and was able to provide his own fiancé with a luxurious custom jet. "

Finally the fourth man returns from the restroom and asks, "what are we talking about?"

One of the men says, "we're bragging about our sons. So tell us how well your son is doing."

The fourth man retorts, "well my son is a homosexual..."

A round of apologies came from all the gentlemen.

The fourth man said, "oh no, it's OK. He's doing pretty well though. He has a magnificent Mansion, a top of the line Ferrari and luxurious customized jet."