Ol' McGregor's Sitting At A Pub In Ireland...

A young boy walks in and grabs the stool next to him. McGregor says, " You know lad, 50 years ago I built this bar top. I carried every piece of lumber in on me back, sanded em, an put em in place. My blood, sweat, and tears went into building this bar, and it still stands as strong as it ever did. But, do they call me, 'McGregor the bar builder'?! No!" He went on, " Look out the window lad. 40 years ago I built that stone wall out there by the beach. I carried every stone in on me back, polished em up, and put em in place. My blood, sweat, and tears went into building that wall, and it still stands as strong as the day I built it. But, do they call me, ' McGregor the wall builder' ?! No!" He continued, " Now ya see that pier out in the water? 20 years ago I built that pier. I carried every piece of wood on me back, cut em to size, and put em in place. My blood, sweat, and tears went into building that pier and it still stands as strong as it ever did! But, do they call me, ' McGregor the pier builder' ?! NO!" McGregor looks around the room a bit and leans to the lad and says, " But ya fuck ONE goat!"