The Only Muslim Joke I Know.

So, Abdul, Ali, and Mo are visiting America to go to a business convention. They get there, and walk in to the convention center. It is a big convention center, and they walk into the wrong hall. Everywhere they look there are beautiful women and men walking around naked. Unknown to them, next to the business show there was a sex show going on. Abdul and Mo quickly look away and start walking out, while Ali just stands there. So they ask him.
-Ali, what are you doing? That is haram. Avert your gaze!
-Quiet! Shutup! I haven't blinked yet!