This Woman Is About To Jump Off A Cliff...

when a homeless male comes up to her and asks what she is doing.

She replies "I'm dirt poor, my boyfriend cheated on me and I have nothing to live for! So I'm jumping."

The male numbs this over for a few seconds and says "Well in that case, if you're going to die anyway, how about a root before you jump?"

She replies with " Ewww! not with you, you dirty old man!"

He replies "Well in that case... See you at the bottom!"