Why Did Mary Fall Of Her Swing?

Because she had no arms.

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door and put it inside.

How do you put a giraffe on a fridge? Open the door, take the elephant out and put it inside.

The lion king hosted a party, what animals missed it?

The giraffe because it was stuck in the fridge and the elephant because it was sick at home.

A man is crossing a river by its side known to be full of aligators and suddenly falls onto it. To his great surprise no alligator is there to be seen. Why is that? Because they're at the king's party.

The elephant, sick at home, hears a knock on the door. Do you know who that was? Not Mary.