A Man Wanted To Get His 2 Horses Pregnant...

A man that just moved to town from the city wanted to expand his horse stables. He had 2 mares in heat, and asked around town about a stud to rent.

Someone told him about an old farmer and his son that had a top notch stud, and he would let them breed the mares for free. When he got to the farm to ask about the stud's services, the farmer said "Well, me and my boy are bout to head into town to get a bite to eat, yall just take em on through that gate and cut em loose, he'll work out the rest. We'll be back later".

When the farmer and his son returned, they found the man leaning against his truck, with all 3 horses just casually standing in the pasture. The farmer approached the man and asked "Has he, ya know.... done the deed?"

"No", said the man, "In fact, I think this was a tremendous waste of my time, I'd rather be paying for a stud that is still breeding than waiting on this old geezer to get his act together for free".

"Hang on", said the farmer, " sometimes he just needs a little reminder about what he's got to do here." "Johnny!" The farmer called to his son, "get out there and put ol' Charlie in gear again so we can get this gentleman on the road"

"Yessir", Johnny said as he approached one of the mares while unzipping his pants and removing his belt, "Goddammit, Charlie. I'm only gon' show you how to do this one more time!!"