Mrs. Barber, Medically Impossible Though It Seems At Your Age, Theres No Doubt About It: Youre Pregnant.

Carla was well into her sixties when she went to her doctor complaining of nausea, exhaustion, and occasional cramps. After a thorough examination the doctor sent her to the hospital for a battery of tests, and finally confronted her with the results. “Mrs. Barber, medically impossible though it seems at your age, there’s no doubt about it: you’re pregnant.” “Impossible,” she cried, and fainted dead away. When she came to, she staggered to the phone, dialed her seventy-eight-year-old husband, and screeched, “You’ve knocked me up, you randy old goat!” There was a long pause at the other end of the line. Then a voice said, “And to whom am I speaking?”