Robot Caddies

A man goes to the local golf course and pays to play the back 9. He also asks for a caddy, but the man at the front desk says, "I'm sorry sir, but all of our caddies are out on the course right now. However, we just got in a new shipment of robot caddies. If you'd be willing to take one out and tell us how it was afterwards, we'll give you your game for free."

The man thinks this is a good deal and takes the offer. He gets to his first hole and prepares to tee off. He asks the robot for his 1 wood driver but the robot replies, "Excuse me sir, but the driver is a little bit too much club for this hole. I think you'll do better on a 3 wood."

The man is surprised to hear the robot contradict him, but he shrugs and takes the offered club. Sure enough, his drive flies true and lands neatly on the green. He continues for the putt and lines up a little to the left, thinking the green would break right. The robot interrupts and says, "Excuse me sir, this green is a little tricky. It actually breaks to the left." The man adjusts his shot and the ball goes straight into the hole.

The whole day goes like this, and the man plays the best game of his life. When he returns to the clubhouse, he says, "That was amazing! I would take these robot caddies out any time!"

A couple of weeks later, he returns to the golf course and says, "I'd like to play the front 9 this time, and I'd like to take out one of those robot caddies please."

The employee at the counter says, "I'm sorry sir, we had to get rid of them; we had too many complaints."

The man exclaims, "Complaints?! They were amazing! What was there to complain about?"

The employee responds, "The light reflected off their shiny metal bodies and blinded the other golfers."

"Well why didn't you just paint them black?"

"We did, but the next day two of them didn't show up, two of them filed for welfare, and four of them robbed the pro-shop."