Seasonal Jokes

Spring Q: If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? A: Pilgrims! Summer Q: What do you call a dog on the beach in the Summer? A: A hot dog! Q: Why do bananas use sunscreen? A: Because they peel. Fall Q. How you mend a broken pumpkin? A. With a pumpkin patch! Winter Q: How do Eskimos make their beds? A: With sheets of ice and blankets of snow. Q: Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? A: They wear snowcaps. Q: What did the snowman say to the customer? A: Have an ice day! Q: What do you call a slow skier? A: A slopepoke! Q: Why did the farmer wear one boot to town? A: Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow! Q: Where does a polarbear keep its money? A: In a snow bank! Q: What do you call a snowman in the desert? A: A puddle! Q: How does an Eskimo stick his house together? A: With igloo! Q: What is a snowman’s favorite breakfast? A: Frosted Flakes! Knock, knock! Who’s there? Snow. Snow who? Snowbody!