The Famous Tweet About The Decades-long Repercussions Of Poor Buffalo Bills Play, Retold As The Chinese Farmer / Charlie Wilson's War Parable.

On November 24, 1968, the Buffalo Bills can't score one final field goal against Denver, ending up with a tie and, hence, just one win that season. America says that's too bad. The Zen master says we'll see.

Come the following spring, the Bills have, by one game, the worst record in the league and hence the first pick in the draft, which they use to draft Heisman winner OJ Simpson, who goes on to break rushing records for them. America says that's wonderful! The Zen master says we'll see.

In 1977, OJ breaks his leg, missing several games. America says that's too bad. The Zen master says we'll see.

He gets traded to the 49ers and moves to Brentwood, where he meets a young waitress named Nicole Brown. The two later marry, and OJ goes on to become a charismatic actor and TV personality. America says that's wonderful! The Zen master says we'll see.

In 1994 Nicole is murdered and OJ is charged with the crime. America says that's horrible. The Zen master says we'll see.

Thanks to a successful defense in OJ's highly publicized trial, OJ's lawyers become somewhat famous, including Robert Kardashian. America's pretty divided on this one, but the Zen master still says we'll see.

Robert's daughter Kim grows up to be quite attractive and gains further fame, or notoriety, through the release of a sex tape. America says that's wonderful! The Zen master says we'll see.

Kim Kardashian and her family go on to star in a vapid reality show and become incessant tabloid news fodder. America says that's too bad. The Zen master says we'll see.