There Was A Neighbourhood Where Every Home Had 26 Uni Students, And There Were 26 Homes.

In each home, everyone had the same last name. For example, the first home would be called Home A, with people like Betty A, Rick A, Larry A, etc

So one day, Paddy R and Keith P agreed to watch a new movie together. Keith left a few hours before Paddy, since Paddy had stuff to do.

As Paddy was walking to the cinema, he happened to glance into the Q house and saw a gorgeous, albeit a bit chubby, girl at the window. He entered the house, and they began to have sex in her room.

As they were doing it, Paddy thought, 'I should really ask this girl for her name. Nah, forget it.'

A few minutes later, Keith called. 'Where the hell are you? The movie starts in 5 minutes!'

Paddy replied, 'I'm going to be a bit late. I'm in a huge Q!'