5:00 PM No comments Latvian Multiplication (in Reference To Recent Serious Post About Russian Multiplication) Read more
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10:00 AM No comments Do You Know Why The Guy Who Picks Up Medical Waste From The Vet Drives A Car Shaped Like A Dog Bone? Read more
8:30 PM No comments A Husband And Wife Are Trying To Set Up A New Password For Their Computer. Read more
7:30 PM No comments Jesus Christ, I Can't Believe You People Are Actually Making Jokes About Using Chloroform To Rape Someone. What The Fuck Is Wrong With You? Read more
5:00 PM No comments If You Love Military Joke Then Read This One And Please Dont Laugh Lol......! Read more
3:00 PM No comments During One Of Our Lessons, I Asked The Children What Their Fathers Did For A Living. Read more
4:00 PM No comments A Boy To His Mother: Do You Know How Much Suffering The Poor Beast Had To Endure For You To Get This Fur Coat? Read more
6:30 AM No comments Autistic Guy Didn't Get Paid For A Whole Year While Working At Applebee's. Read more
4:30 AM No comments A Russian Asks Another Russian If He's Seen The New Magic Show In Town. Read more
12:30 AM No comments I Was Eating At An Indian Restaurant When A Homeless Man Came In And Asked The Girl Behind The Counter If They Had Any Food He Could Have. Read more
8:00 PM No comments What's The Difference Between An Expensive Purchase And A Loud Noise That Scares A Chicken? Read more
4:00 PM No comments What Did The Gregorian Monk Say When He Was Kicked Out Of The Monastery? Read more
1:00 PM No comments Did You Hear Mike Tyson Was Just Arrested For Nearly Beating A Pizza Hut Waitress To Death? Read more
4:30 AM No comments A Vegan, A Crossfitter And A Game Of Thrones Fan Walk Into A Bar, 5 Minutes Later Everybody Knew About It. Read more
1:00 AM No comments I Visited The Catacombs And Was Surprised When It Was Damp Enough For Moss To Grow Read more
9:00 PM No comments Today Is The Day When Marty Mcfly Was Supposed To Arrive In The Future And We Still Don't Have Hoverboards! Read more
9:30 PM No comments I Just Got Fired For Putting My Penis In The Pickle Slicer At The Restaurant Where I Work Read more
9:00 PM No comments A Business Man Runs Into An Elevator At His Hotel As The Doors Are Closing Read more
7:30 PM No comments You Hear About The Incredulous Japanese Man Who Didn't Cry At His Own Father's Funeral? Read more
3:30 PM No comments Trump Returns Home After Ten Days Of Election Campaigning To Find His House In Disarray. Pants, Shoes, Socks, Jackets, Shirts And Underwear Are Strewn From One End Of The Place To The Other. Read more
2:30 PM No comments What Did Schwarzenegger Say When Deciding Which Composer To Be For Halloween? Read more
2:00 PM No comments In A Recent Blind Taste Test, A Bunch Of Shit Got Spilled All Over The Place. Read more
3:30 AM No comments What's The Trick To Satisfying Your Wife Or Girlfriend With Only 3.5 Inches? Read more
5:00 AM No comments (slightly Dirty) What's The Difference Between A Striptease Artist And A Trapeze Artist Read more
7:00 PM No comments What Do You Call Neil DeGrasse Tyson With Champagne Poured Over His Chest? Read more
6:30 PM No comments Always Ask Your Girlfriend If She Is Actually A Transvestite Before You Start Dating Her. Read more
2:00 PM No comments You Hear About The Three Guys Who Died In A Flight Simulator When A Plane Crashed In To The Building? Read more
3:30 PM No comments Some Crazy Spanish Lady Just Killed A Passenger Simply Because Of The Way He Chose To Travel... Read more
10:00 AM No comments Did You Know That Ang Lee Made Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon Five Years Before He Made Brokeback Mountain? Read more
5:00 AM No comments What's The Difference Between Dining With Donald Duck And Having Dinner With Bill Cosby? Read more
10:30 PM No comments What Do You Do When You See An Epileptic Throwing A Fit In A Bath Tub? Read more
9:00 PM No comments Q)What Is The Condition When A Cat Loses It Eye-sight After Being Beaten? Read more
6:30 PM No comments If There Was A Race Of The Mentally Disturbed, The Necrophiliac Would Come In Dead Last Read more
12:30 PM No comments Whenever I Go To Pick Up My Daughter From Daycare She Always Yells "Daddy!" And Comes Running Over To Hug Me. Read more
9:30 AM No comments I Woke Up This Morning Wearing A Red Fuzzy Wig, Giant Oversized Shoes And A Red Nose. Read more
8:30 AM No comments If A "cougar" Is An Older Woman Who Is Into Younger Men, What Do You Call An Older Woman Who Is Into Younger Women? Read more
7:00 AM No comments Little Timmy Takes 15 Candy Bars To School. He Eats 12 In His First Class. What Does Little Timmy Have? Read more
2:00 AM No comments For My Birthday My Girlfriend Let Me Have Sex With Her Sister While She Watched.. Read more
1:30 AM No comments What Do A Homeless Woman And An American Football Player Have In Common? Read more
12:00 AM No comments What Does A Guy Who Can Predict The Lottery Numbers 99% Of The Time Have In Common With The Letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, And Z? Read more
4:30 PM No comments They Say Any Sufficiently Advanced Technology Is Indistinguishable From Magic... Read more
1:30 PM No comments At Willcall For A Concert, I Start A Conversation With The Lady In Front Of Me. Read more
6:00 AM No comments What Did Mr. Freeze Call Himself When He Joined Batman's Fight Against Criminals? Read more
5:30 AM No comments A Woman Calls The Police Claiming A One Armed Man Is Trying To Kill Her... Read more
12:00 AM No comments The Victims Of The Aurora Movie Theater Shooting Got Really Ripped Off. Read more
11:00 PM No comments Thought My Friend Was An Alcoholic Because He Wouldn't Shut Up About The Bar Read more
8:00 PM No comments What Did The Employee Say When He Was Asked About His Employee ID Number? Read more
5:00 PM No comments To Everyone Scared That Justin Trudeau, A School Teacher With No Real Experience Is Now Prime Minister Of Canada... Relax. Read more
5:00 PM No comments What Does Modern Horror Films And The 2000 Presidential Election Have In Common? Read more
9:00 AM No comments Reporter Approaches An Athlete At The Olympics And Asks " Are You A Pole Vaulter?" Read more
7:30 AM No comments Hey US Sports Fans Of Reddit, Did You Know You Can Play Fantasy Sports For Money Online? Read more
5:00 AM No comments How Did A Sexy But Unqualified Japanese Woman Get Voted Into Public Office? Read more
4:30 AM No comments 0 Two Muffins Baking In The Oven. One Says "Bloody Hell! It's Hot In Here." The Other Spins Around..... Read more
1:30 AM No comments Did You Hear About The Man Who Couldn't Keep His Herb Garden Under Control? Read more
