6:30 AM No comments Do You Guys Know The Difference Between "girlfriend" And "girl Friend?" Read more
5:00 AM No comments Q: How Many Northern Californians Does It Take To Screw In A Lightbulb? A: Hella. Read more
3:30 AM No comments Girls These Days Wont Eat Any Produce, But Will Lick Where A Bro Deuce. Read more
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9:30 PM No comments Some Young Boy Just Knocked On My Door Saying "I Am Collecting For The Local Swimming Pool." Read more
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2:30 PM No comments China Has Revised Its On Child Per Family Rule. It Will Now Allow Parents To Have Two Children. Read more
2:00 AM No comments Asked My Grandfather If He Had Anything Equivalent To Victoria's Secret When He Was Young Read more
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3:00 PM No comments What Did The Lawyer Say To The Sovereign Citizen When Asked For Legal Counsel? Read more
10:30 PM No comments Dad Said I Wasn't Allowed To Go Out Wearing This Skirt Because It's "too Revealing"... Read more
7:00 PM No comments I Finally Figured Out Why A Sneeze Is The Equivalent Of 1/8th An Orgasm... Read more
12:30 PM No comments On Kashyyyk, Chewbacca's Homeworld, Would Amateur Junior-level Warriors Be Called Rookie Wookies? Read more
12:00 PM No comments What Do You Call A Sea Captain's Hilarious Fictional Book About Bellybuttons? Read more
10:30 AM No comments A Farmer Walks Into A Bar With A Horse. He Says, "I Will Give Any Of You $1,000 If You Can Make My Horse Laugh." Read more
9:00 AM No comments Today Was Australia's Melbourne Cup Horse Races. And I Feel So Sexist Towards My Own Gender Right Now. Read more
5:00 AM No comments It's My Birthday Today And, As A Special Treat, My Wife Has Said I Can Have Anything I Want Tonight. Read more
9:00 PM No comments What Did The Vulture Say When The Airline Agent Asked If He Wanted To Check His Luggage? Read more
8:30 PM No comments I Was Working At A Restaurant And I Asked My Head Chef If I Can Substitute Black Olives For Green Olives Because We Ran Out Of Green Olives. Read more
7:00 PM No comments Did You Hear About The Couple Who Went On A Second Honeymoon To Celebrate Their 30th Wedding Anniversary? Read more
6:30 PM No comments A Nurse Is Making Her Rounds Through The Halls Of A Hospital With A Rectal Thermometer Tucked Behind Her Ear... Read more
1:00 PM No comments I Went By The House I Grew Up In And Went To The Door And Asked If I Could Take A Look Around. They Said "no" And Slammed The Door In My Face Read more
12:30 AM No comments Your Friend Is Playing With Firecrackers And Removes All The Cords To Light Them. Once Realizing They Are Now Effectively Trash, He Then Does His Best To String Them Back Together. He Then Turns To You And Says "Here! You Should Take These!" Read more
10:30 PM No comments Did You Know That If You Pull The Pin Off Of Grenade And Hold It Up To Your Ear Read more
11:30 AM No comments If You Want Your Girlfriend's Undivided Attention, Tell Her She Looks Like A Million Bucks!!! Read more
7:00 AM No comments I Went To The Zoo This Past Weekend. The Only Animal They Had Was A Dog... Read more
5:30 AM No comments Did You Hear How Mexico Announced It's Solving Their Country's Housing Crisis? Read more
2:00 AM No comments It's Funny How Certain Scents Can Bring Back Memories Of People We Associated With Those Scents Read more
4:30 PM No comments So, Would You Ever Tell Anybody If You Woke Naked In The Middle Of The Woods, Hung Over With A Sore Ass? Read more
12:30 PM No comments Pete Townshend And Roger Daltrey Are To Star In A New Film, A Murder Mystery Set At A Music Festival. Read more
10:00 AM No comments Looks Like The Indian Bakery Nearby Is Going Through Some Tough Times... Read more
10:00 PM No comments What Is It Like, To Be Standing At The Foot Of An Empty Grave, Not Knowing Who Will One Day Be In It? Read more
7:30 PM No comments What Did Saturn Tell It's Moons When They Started Getting Too Far Away? Read more
4:00 PM No comments I Met Up With Two Friends Of Mine. One Of Them Asked Me What Did I Do Yesterday, And I Said I Watched Rashomon. Read more
12:00 PM No comments What Is It Called When You Walk Away From Your Banana Cream Pie In The Sahara? Read more
1:00 AM No comments What Do You Call It When Someone Hacks Your Bank Account, And Performs A Transaction That Leaves You With Exactly As Much Money As You Had Before? Read more
12:00 AM No comments The Girl Asks Her Father "what's The Difference Between Theory And Reality"? Read more
10:30 PM No comments The First Rule Is That Any Numbered List Of Rules Will Lead To A Fight Club Reference. Read more
3:00 PM No comments Having Fun With Your Primary-school Friends, A Perfectly Legal Thing To Do, Before... Read more
10:00 AM No comments What's Green, Has 6 Legs And If It Fell From A Tree It Would Kill You? Read more
2:30 AM No comments You Know What The Problem Is With Dating A White Girl With A Mixed Baby? Read more
9:00 PM No comments Why Did The Japanese Man Take A Stick Of Butter And Some Oil To His Garden? Read more
7:30 AM No comments A Teacher Is Teaching A Class And She Sees That Johnny Isn't Paying Attention, So She Asks Him, "If There Are Three Ducks Sitting On A Fence, And You Shoot One, How Many Are Left?" Read more
11:30 PM No comments An English Professor Told Her Students That There Would Be No Excuse For Not Showing Up For Their Final Exam Read more
9:00 PM No comments My Girlfriend Doesn't Know This, But I Put A Dollar In An Envelope Every Time We Have Sex. That's All I'm Spending On Her For Christmas. Read more
7:30 PM No comments What Is The One Smell You Can Never Get Out Of The House, No Matter What You Spray Or What Incense You Burn? Read more
3:30 AM No comments I Saw A Billboard The Other Day For A Sports Team Called The Chicago Fire. Read more
9:00 AM No comments [NSFW] How Did The Redneck Mother Know That Her Daughter Was Having Her Period? Read more
7:00 AM No comments LPT: How To Avoid Calling Overweight Women Pregnant (in An Ice Cream Store) Read more
10:30 PM No comments A Woman Gets On A Bus With Her Baby. The Bus Driver Says: ''Ugh, That's The Ugliest Baby I've Ever Seen!'' Read more
6:00 PM No comments Did You Hear About The Straight White Male Viscount Who Ruled With An Iron Fist Over One Field? Read more
4:30 PM No comments In A Recent Football Game, A Player Sustained Injuries, And The Manager Was Fired After Sending On The Wrong Player To Replace Him. Read more
2:30 PM No comments A Husband And Wife Are Trying To Set Up A New Password For Their Computer. The Husband Puts, "Mypenis," And The Wife Falls On The Ground Laughing Because On The Screen It Says, "Error. Not Long Enough." Read more
10:00 PM No comments I Was Going To Grease My Mechanic's Hand With A $20 Bill For The Phenomenal Job He Did But Read more
4:30 PM No comments My Dad Just Text Me, "I'm Fleeing The Cuntry." I'm Like, "Wtf Does That Mean". His Reply? Read more
2:00 PM No comments Suggestion: Something That Implies Or Indicates A Certain Fact Or Situation. Read more
