5:00 AM No comments I Find It Disappointing That The Word "stealth" Doesn't Have A Silent Letter In It. Read more
6:00 PM No comments How Many Dungeons & Dragons Players Does It Take To Screw In A Light Bulb? Read more
1:30 PM No comments I Explained To My Friend That He Shouldn't Be Afraid Of Drowning In The Sea Because Of Archimedes Principle. Read more
9:00 PM No comments No One Liked My Innovative Appetizer At My Dinner Party Cut Up Naan Bread, Topped With Sliced Tandoori Chicken And Fresh Coriander. Read more
2:30 PM No comments Did You Hear About The Reporter Who Investigated The Ice Cream Company Owner For Fraud? Read more
8:30 PM No comments There's Only One Correct Response When A Girl Says "I Have A Tattoo Of A Midget On My Boob" Read more
5:00 PM No comments What Did The Reddit Using CVS Cashier Say About The Man Buying Condoms After He Left... Read more
3:30 PM No comments The School Called Me On The Phone Today And Said, "Your Son Has Been Telling Lies." Read more
2:30 PM No comments I Ran Into A Group Of People Yesterday That Were Simultaneously Sneezing And Making Sexist Comments About Women And Asked Were They're From... Read more
5:00 AM No comments Its Only The Three Cats That Are Still Undefeated In The NFL Regular Season Read more
5:00 PM No comments I Can't Decide Whether To Go To Australia Or Thailand This Year For A Holiday. So I Decided To Weigh Up The Pros And Cons Of Both. Read more
12:00 PM No comments TIL The Current Prime Minister Of Of Canada Has A Tattoo, And Is In A Cover Band Called The Van Cats, But... Read more
1:30 AM No comments A Muslim, A Jew, A Christian, A Pagan And An Atheist Walk Into A Coffee Shop... Read more
9:00 PM No comments Why Did The Farmer Fail To Bring In The Whole Harvest Before Winter Frost? Read more
6:00 PM No comments So The Judge Says "OK, I See That Circumstance And Duress Made You Eat The Endangered Spotted Owl. NOT Guilty." Then He Leans Over And Whispers "Between You And Me, What Does A Spotted Owl Actually Taste Like?" Read more
5:30 PM No comments So A Police Officer Responds To A Call About A Gunshot And Upon Arrival Radios In. Read more
4:00 PM No comments I Recently Bought A Copy Of Monty Python's Big Red Book, But Was Later Dismayed To Find That I'd Purchased The Spanish Language Version... Read more
2:30 PM No comments There Are Two Types Of People In The World, Those Who Can Extrapolate From Incomplete Data Read more
9:30 AM No comments A Woman In Her Seventies Overhearing That I Was A Tattoo Artist Asked If I Wanted To See Her "rat" Tattoo. I Said Sure. Read more
5:30 AM No comments Can You Guess What The Pirate's Favorite Drink Is? *Hint: Named After A Captain...* Read more
4:30 AM No comments There Was A Piece Of Cake In The Fridge With A Note On It That Said, "Don't Eat Me." Read more
5:30 PM No comments Because The Unspeakable Can Also Happen To Men I Bought Myself A Rape Alarm. Read more
5:00 PM No comments ISIS, In A Frightening New Development Got A Hold Of A Rocket, Manned It And Launched It Towards The Sun... Read more
1:30 PM No comments What Did The Terrorists Say After Blowing Himself Up Before Getting To His Destination? Read more
12:00 PM No comments A Blonde In Her Early 50's Hears That Bathing In Milk Once A Week Will Tone Skin, And Remove Wrinkles... Read more
9:00 AM No comments A Yoga Pants Owner, An Uggs Owner, And An Iphone Owner Walks Into A Starbucks Read more
7:30 AM No comments What Did The Jewish Residents Of Hiroshima Shout When They Saw The Plane Carrying The First Atomic Bomb? Read more
2:00 AM No comments I Watched Se7en For The First Time Today, I Was Completely Blind Going In.. Read more
12:00 AM No comments What Did Frank Say When He Dropped His Last Slice Of Pizza Hut In The Toilet? Read more
11:30 PM No comments [not A Joke] - I Told My Son The Joke About Calling A Bowling Alley And Asking If They Have 16 Lb Balls - 5 Solid Minutes Of Laughter. What Other Classic Jokes Should I Tell Him? Read more
3:00 PM No comments Many Of My Tumblr Friends Identify As Otherkin. Be It Wolfkin, Eaglekin Or Yes Even Fantasykin. I Myself Identify As A Jedi. Read more
1:00 PM No comments What's The Difference Between A Jewish Kid And An American Kid? (Going To Hell For This One...) Read more
11:30 AM No comments English Teacher: So Class We're Going To Be Talking About Biased Today Read more
10:00 PM No comments What Did The Pumpkin Pie Say To The Cheesecake As They Were Going Into The Oven? Read more
6:30 PM No comments I Told A Rape Joke The Other Day And A Dude Got Mad. He Said "I Hope You Have A Daughter And She Gets Raped So You Can See How It Feels." Read more
7:00 AM No comments Unfair Fight. Housewife Holly Holm Defeats Rousey With Ironing Skills... Read more
5:00 AM No comments Did You Hear About The Kind And Humble Jew That Donated A Lot Of Money To Charity? Read more
6:30 PM No comments A Blond Guy Gets Home Early From Work And Hears Strange Noises Coming From The Bedroom. Read more
1:00 PM No comments How Come Rhonda Rousey Had A Hard Time Making Friends When She Was Younger? Read more
9:00 PM No comments A Chicken Farmer Went To A Local Bar.... Sat Next To A Woman And Ordered A Glass Of Champagne.. Read more
7:00 PM No comments A Muslim, A Jew, A Christian, A Pagan And An Athiest All Walk Into A Coffee Shop... Read more
6:00 PM No comments What's The Difference Between The ISIS Headquarters And A Kindergarten? Read more
1:30 PM No comments When I Told My Grandfather About The Kid Who Got Suspended For Taking His Clock To School... Read more
12:30 PM No comments What Did Ronda Rousey's Face Look Like After Her Fight With Holly Holm? Read more
9:00 AM No comments TIL Of A Man Who Masturbated In Public For 16 Hours Straight Before Police Arrived. Read more
1:30 AM No comments They Say That There Is Strength In Numbers And That Solidarity Can Overcome Any Adversity; Read more
12:00 AM No comments I'm Sure You've All Heard Daniel Craig Would "rather Slash [his] Wrists" Than Play James Bond Again Read more
10:00 PM No comments Did You Hear About The Guy Who Was Told His Genitals Hadn't Developed Properly? Read more
7:30 PM No comments Shitty One-liner: Giiirl, You Can Call Me Saturday-Sunday, Cuz I'm All You're Gonna Be Doin' This Weekend. Read more
7:00 PM No comments What Did A Young Pink Panther Sing When He Was Playing With His Magnifying Glass In The Back Yard? Read more
4:30 PM No comments A Newly Married Couple Enter The Honeymoon Suite On Their Wedding Night... Read more
4:00 PM No comments I Thought It Was Sweet That The Democratic Debate Maintained A Paris Related Theme... Read more
2:30 PM No comments Did You Know Joe Montana And His Brother Have More Super Bowl Wins Than The Manning Brothers? Read more
6:30 AM No comments When My Dead English Friend Nate Pees On My Newly Grey-painted German Grenades. Read more
2:00 AM No comments Paddy The Irishman, Paddy The Scotsman, And Paddy The Englishman Were Hired To Carry A Bureau Up The Stairs For An Elderly Woman. Read more
5:00 PM No comments I Was In Bed With A Girl And She Said To Me, "I Want You To Make Me Scream". Read more
9:30 AM No comments My Family Hates It When I Swear, But I Sound Like A Child Using Mild Words.... Read more
6:30 AM No comments What Is The Difference Between A Poorly Dressed Man On A Bicycle And A Handsomely Dressed Man On A Unicycle? Read more
6:00 AM No comments My Mom Asked Me If I Would Still Date A Girl Who Had Cancer And Lost Her Hair From Chemo. Read more
5:30 AM No comments Bad Luck Lincoln: Comes Back From The Dead, Faces His Fear By Seeing A Concert Read more
9:00 AM No comments A Man Arrives At The Top Of A Mountain And The Guru Who Lives There Greets Him. Read more
