Tuesday, August 18, 2015

A Collection Of Some Game Of Thrones Jokes.

1.What is Ygritte's nickname for his Jons penis? The snow cone.

2.How do you win the Game Of Thrones? It Varys

3.Does Theon Greyjoy smell? No he Reeks.

4.Why doesn't Bran Stark take a bath? He's used to his strong Hodor.

5.Why does no one from Winterfell have Alzheimer's? Because the North remembers.

6.How does Ygritte know that it's almost winter? Snow already came. 

7.On a scale of one to Sansa Stark, how much do you regret your childhood crush? 

8.If King Joffrey was anymore inbred, he'd be a sandwich. 

9.What do you call a Lannister girl who can outrun her brothers? A virgin

10.What is the Nights Watch oath? Crows before Hoes. 

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