A Greek And An Italian

A Greek guy and an Italian guy were discussing who'd had the greatest civilization, so the Greek guy goes: "We have Pantheon." and the Italian guy responds: "Yes, but we built the Colosseum." The Greek guy says: "We had Aristoteles." and the Italian guy says: "Yes, but we had Cicero". So the Greek guy gets annoyed and goes full out and says: "WE INVENTED SEX!" and the Italian guy, all calm, says: "Yeah, but we came up with having it with women..."