A Guy And His New Wife Were About To Consummate Their Marriage

The man starts pawing all over her. She pushes him away and says "if we're going to make this work, I want manners and respect!" The man smooths his hair down, folds his hands and says "my dearest, I'm so sorry, I'll be a perfect gentleman from now on." "Good" she says "that's better." To which the man replies "good, now would you ever so kindly pass the pussy?"