A Little Indian Boy Walks Into The Chief's Teepee...

...and he asks: "Chief, how do you choose the names for the newborn babies?" The chief replied, "Well, I take the newborn baby in my hands, and walk outside to let nature give me the answer. If I saw an eagle soaring through the sky, I would name the boy Soaring Eagle. Or if I saw a bear, I would name him Little Bear. But why does this interest you, Two Dogs Fucking?