A Man Is Swerving All Over The Road Gets Pulled Over By The Cops...

The officer asks the man to do a breathalyzer test to which the man replies "Oh, officer I can't I have extreme asthma and I could go into a fit if I try to." The officer then asks him to come back to the station to do a piss test. The man then says, "I can't do that either, I have a severe test of diabetes and if I force myself to pee my blood sugar might drop too bad and go into a coma." The officer then suggests a blood test to which the man responds, "Officer I am a hemophiliac and my blood could not clot and I could die from a blood test." At this point the officer is getting quite frustrated and just tells the man to get out of the car to do a field test. The man then replies, "Officer I can't do that either." The officer, now pissed just yells, "WHY NOT??" The man smiles and says, "Because I'm drunk as piss"