Husband Comes Home Early

A guy tells his psychiatrist: “It was terrible. I was away on business, and I sent my wife an e-mail saying I’d be back a day early. I rushed home from the airport. And when I got home I found her in bed with my best friend! I don’t get it. How could she do this to me?"

"Well," reasons the psychiatrist. "Maybe she didn’t get the e-mail."