I Just Received Some Great Marriage Advice

Today was my first day back in work, after a month off for my wedding. One of the old timers comes up to me with some advice.

"The first weekend is the most important in your marriage. On Saturday morning, get up really early. Take a bus into town, buy only the freshest bread; stroll to the finest butchers, buy the best meats; visit the most exclusive delicatessen and choose the most exquisite sauces. Then return home and take more care and effort than you ever have to make your wife a perfect breakfast. Put on some beautiful jazz, while making freshly squeezed orange juice for her. Wake her with a kiss on the head and place the tray on her bed as she wakes.

Then say to her - now this is how I want it every morning"