Original Jokes.

A man is speeding down the beach road in Nags Head, NC when a seagull smashes into his windshield. He gets it stuck in the wiper blades trying to get it off, and eventually a cop comes up behind him and hits the cherries and berries. At that moment the seagull flips off the guy's car and smashes into the cop's windshield. The guy and the cop pull over and the cop writes him two tickets, one for speeding and one for flipping the bird.

A woman is pumping gas, and she accidentally squeezes the handle while pulling the nozzle out, spraying all over her arm. While pretty pissed, she gets in her car and not thinking, lights a cigarette. The gas catches fire, and she freaks and runs out of her car and puts her arm out. The gas station clerk had called 911, and while the woman was being checked by paramedics, a police officer told her she was under arrest for the illegal use of a firearm.

A group of kids sits on an overpass and smashes car windshields with a cinderblock tied to a chain. One day the leader of the group gets ballsy and tries with a tractor-trailer. The cinderblock gets stuck on the hitch and tears the kid's arm off. After calling 911, the kid was rushed to the ER and was placed under arrest for his actions, and when they found the truck driver, he was arrested for armed robbery.