Sex And The Washing Machine

There was a couple who lived with their 8 year old son. since they didn't want to talk about sex in front of the child, they decided to talk in code language. So the code was "turn on the washing machine tonight, i want to wash my clothes"

That evening the husband requested his son to ask his mom to turn on the washing machine tonight because dad wants to wash clothes.

Child goes running to his mom and delivers the message. Wife who is not in a mood to have sex declines and tells her son to tell his dad that there is no electricity, so you can't wash clothes

That night the wife feels sorry that she declined, and tells her husband that she is ready. The husband then replies.. thanks but i hand-washed them