Tough Guy Walks Into A Bar...

..With his pet alligator on a leash. After a few shots of whiskey he smacks the alligator on the snout making the beast open it's mouth, then takes out his pecker and puts it in the gator's mouth. He says "I bet none of you fucking pansies has the balls to do that."

The bar goes quiet for a moment, then a small guy at the other end of the bar raises his hand and in an effeminate voice says "I will, as long as you don't hit me first."