A Black Man, White Man And Asian Man Find A Magic Lamp....

With one touch all three are instantly teleported to a mountain top with no way down. The white man rubs the lamp and a genie appeared and says "You each get one wish, but only after you jump and no wish can be the same". All three agreed, the white man runs and jumps and yells " I want to go home" he disappears before he hits the ground. The Asian runs and jumps then yells " I want to be a bird" poof before he hit the ground he fly's away. The black man runs the slip and yells "Ooohhh shit" and that's what he turns into.