A Christian Kid, A Muslim Kid, A Hindu Kid, And A Jewish Kid Are At The Playground.

The Christian kid says "When I become rich, I'm going to buy all the banks."

The Muslim kid says "Oh yea, well when I become rich, I'm going to buy all the newspapers."

The Hindu kid: "I'm going to buy all the courts and law firms!"

Jewish kid: "Oh yea guys?! Well I'm not selling!"