A Man Shows Up At Work With Two Black Eyes...

his boss asks "what happened?" the man explains "I was at church and whe we stood up for the closing prayer a lady in front of me had her dress stuck between her butt cheeks so i reached out and pulled it out and she turned around and punched me." "Twice?" his boss asked? "nah.. I felt really bad...so when she turned back around i tucked it back in"