A Man Walks Into A Bar...

And behind the counter is one of the most beautiful women he's ever laid eyes on. He looks up behind her and sees a sign that says:

• Beer - $3
• Burger - $10
• Handjob - $100

He looks up at the girl and with a coy smile asks, "Are you the one that gives the handjobs?"

She winks and responds, "Yeah, that's me."

To which the man responds, "Good, go wash your hands and make me a fucking burger."