A Young Native Child Asks His Father...

"Father, where did I get my name?"

To which the father replied, "well son, we name our children after the first thing we see when we come out of the teepee when you are born. That is why your sister is named Running River..."

"Oh, like how we live near the river!" the son chimed in. "But father, why am I named Twod Ogsfucking"