An Elderly Couple Were Sitting On Their Front Porch...

When, suddenly, a young man comes flying down the old dirt road on his new motorcycle, as loud as can be. He was yelling with excitement and having the time of his life.

The old man jumps up out of his rocker and runs into the house. He emerges a few seconds later with his rifle and points it at the passing man.

Pow! The bike swerves violently and the man is thrown off the motorcycle and into the ditch beside the road.

"What the Hell was that, Paw!?" His wife exclaims in shock.

"I don't know," he replies, "but I made it let go of that man!"